Absolutely Nothing to do With Cars

Kinja'd!!! "PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
04/15/2015 at 23:10 • Filed to: None

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This popped up on my FB feed. Now, I remember The Sizzler as being about 2 notches above fast food and one notch above a garden-variety buffet. But to hear this ad, it sounds like Sizzler was planning on saving America from losing its soul, or something.

Also: This is the longest Sizzler ad (hell, the only one, for that matter) I've ever seen..

Am I hallucinating this? I must be hallucinating this...


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > PyramidHat
04/15/2015 at 23:25

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'MERICA

Seriously though, that ad is fucking hysterical.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PyramidHat
04/15/2015 at 23:28

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This is ad is so early 90s. I couldn't take the ad seriously.


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
04/15/2015 at 23:30

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What's funny is that I'm old enough that I should have remembered that ad (really, how could one forget?).

I'm always surprised to see that they're still around...sort of like opening a random box in the garage and thinking "Wow - I forgot I had this stuff!"


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > PyramidHat
04/16/2015 at 00:24

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